Apparently
having a baby makes you stupid. Perhaps
you have heard the term “porridge brain”?
This refers to the mushy uselessness of your brain while pregnant and
for the years to follow. My theory is
that this condition lasts at least two years, from pregnancy to the time your
baby is walking and saying a few words.
The “toddler” is a very cute and deceptive name for that time when your
baby evolves to a walking bundle of cuteness!
It is at this
time that I was at my most vulnerable.
“Oh she is so cute, we could have another!” What were we thinking? Before we knew it we had 2 children under
three. This spells “hard work” for young
stupid parents!!! There was an upside to
this bad idea, her name is Jenna.
It was the 23rd
December 1999, Megan was a year and three months old. I was working at a recruitment company and
Haydn was with a Medical Aid Firm. We
had a stay at home nanny called (I kid you not) Nurse.
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